i literally could not write my life any worse than it already is
I guess I could become some sort of drug addict. But I can't afford it.
Seriously, though, I just had another surreal, straight-out-of-a-sitcom moment that I wouldn't believe in a script. And there was nobody around. Which is a relief and also leaves me with a feeling of intense alienation.
There's no TV where I am right now.
